Wow! It’s been so long since I’ve provided the crucial service of subjectively ranking every NFL team based on how I currently feel about them. Things have changed so much since then; the old rankings might as well be talking about the 1994 season. So, just in time for the playoff push, we’re back with new rankings, hoping to anger every fan base.
I really wanted to rile up Cowboys fans, but ultimately, since this is a judgement on how teams are playing right now, I couldn’t snub big D. You’ll find them rightfully at number one. But while I may not have Cowboys fans complaining, I’m sure the rest of the fan bases can tell me why I’m incorrect in my quick, largely satirical assessments of their teams.